A Prized Possession

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I have a special belonging I don’t show many people.

I hide it away in a secret drawer, and sometimes I pull it out to stroke it lovingly. Every so often, I murmur little secrets to it and tuck it under my pillow for the night. You’ll be safe here, little friend.

I think I’m ready, though. I’m ready to show you. To share one of the most wondrously peculiar items to ever grace a mailbox- probably in the whole history of the world.

 

Do you not agree? I think I heard you gasp.

 

(p.s. no stalkers- we don’t live there anymore.)

8 Comments

  1. 10/28/2011 / 10:53 am

    That is the best thing EVER. I'm glad they spent more on the postage, man hours, ink, check stock, etc. to send you a $0.01 check.

  2. 10/29/2011 / 8:40 am

    Wow. I was on my way over there til I saw your ps. Hang onto this one tightly.

  3. 10/30/2011 / 3:31 pm

    I think this possession is worth framing it up. Time to take it out of the drawer,lol.

    Thank you so much for stopping by on my SITS Day and leaving me a sweet comment. I appreciate it very much.

  4. 10/30/2011 / 3:53 pm

    I don't know how you keep from depositing that thing. Can't you just imagine some OCD accountant there trying to balance the books and coming up 1¢ short and pulling their hair out over it? Evil genius, you are.

    • 10/30/2011 / 4:07 pm

      It's been a few years, so maybe you're right. I could really use that cash.

  5. Julie
    11/04/2011 / 6:55 am

    That's even better than the time I got a $3 check from the IRS!

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