I adore Amazon nearly as much as my beloved Target. Well, maybe more. Or less. Or the same. Maybe the same, but for different reasons. I wouldn’t dream of not signing up for Prime every year, and that was even before I discovered how freaking awesome Prime Photos is! I use it to store my photos so I can free up room on my phone for my 1,400 apps I never use and my 45,000 podcasts.
Instead of cleaning the house, baking for Christmas, or preparing in any way for my dad and sister coming to stay, I’ve been scouring Amazon for some of the most wonderful and weird items you can buy. These will make much better gifts than anything you’ve already bought.
In fact, these items restore my faith in humanity.
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