How I Act Under Stress

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I’ve been feeling guilty lately about not bringing in any money. When you work as a freelancer, the idea is to stash away money for the lean times. Also, it’s a good idea to try to get work at more than one place. It’s also a really good idea to pay your estimated taxes quarterly instead of letting it build up all year and then being completely $#@!ed come tax time. Apparently I rank as a FREELANCE IDIOT.

Today I put aside to revamp my resume and see what sorts of jobs out there I might be qualified for. Now everyone knows that writing and rewriting a resume is a giant pain in the ass, so I decided a fun exercise would be to write my true life resume. You know, the honest version that you wouldn’t dream of showing anyone. Job recruiters come hither, I am a class act:

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2 Comments

  1. hufflemonkey
    01/14/2008 / 4:40 pm

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  2. Jenny
    01/28/2008 / 9:57 am

    That is hilarious!

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