I’ve been feeling guilty lately about not bringing in any money. When you work as a freelancer, the idea is to stash away money for the lean times. Also, it’s a good idea to try to get work at more than one place. It’s also a really good idea to pay your estimated taxes quarterly instead of letting it build up all year and then being completely $#@!ed come tax time. Apparently I rank as a FREELANCE IDIOT.
Today I put aside to revamp my resume and see what sorts of jobs out there I might be qualified for. Now everyone knows that writing and rewriting a resume is a giant pain in the ass, so I decided a fun exercise would be to write my true life resume. You know, the honest version that you wouldn’t dream of showing anyone. Job recruiters come hither, I am a class act: