More Personified Creepies!?

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O! Sweet, neverending supply of anthropomorphized items splashed across our t.v. screens. They come and they go, but their brilliance is never lost on me. No sir.

kraft milkbite guy

Kraft Milkbite granola bar character. From the Kraft site: “…a new character with a quirky personality which will help launch one of Kraft’s biggest new product bets of the year, MilkBite, on February 13. Mel is a milk and granola bar, who struggles, quite aptly with an identity crisis.”

How does one struggle aptly with an identity crisis?

I bought a bag of potatoes and got him as a bonus!

 

abilify creature

This is the little blob of depression that follows you around. I guess if you’re depressed and you take meds and you’re still depressed, you take this and it helps you write down all the side effects you will experience.

Then it goes on a picnic with you and your dopey family. Stand up straight, man.

 

The annoying Nasonex bee who is really Antonio Banderas. Or at least used to be- I guess he’s been around since 2006, and Antonio Banderas was the voice then. I kind of hope he’s moved on to another role by now.

Lastly, I would like to present the Oscar for newest most annoying talking item….. the Pam muffins!

talking pam muffins

talking muffins

Look how pissy he looks, poor muffin.

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15 Comments

  1. 02/27/2012 / 4:09 am

    I do NOT like that Nasonex bee. But Milkbite granola-guy on a bad date does kind of make me laugh each time I see it.

  2. Michalene
    02/27/2012 / 7:02 am

    Uber-creepy! Thanks for the laugh.

  3. 02/27/2012 / 7:07 am

    Those muffins are the stuff of nightmares!

  4. 02/27/2012 / 8:00 am

    Oh, the depression blobby! In commercials I've seen, he's a bathrobe. I think I like the blobby better.

  5. 02/27/2012 / 10:51 am

    Thanks for sharing your creepies. I will be looking for them again with renewed vigor! I hope that blue blob doesn't start following me around!!!

  6. 02/27/2012 / 10:57 am

    I love how the woman is slugging back a beer on the date. Okay, I like that one, too.

  7. 02/27/2012 / 10:57 am

    Hi Michalene! Don't have any muffin nightmares…

  8. 02/27/2012 / 10:58 am

    Exactly. They really are extremely creepy.

  9. 02/27/2012 / 10:58 am

    I can't even picture a depression robe. That doesn't sound depressing. Now I have to go look for it.

  10. 02/27/2012 / 10:59 am

    Well, you know where to turn if you start seeing that cloud. And at least you'd never be lonely- he looks like a really good friend.

  11. 02/27/2012 / 11:21 am

    I am loving the creepies but I am not eating any of them! Too creepy!

  12. 02/28/2012 / 8:30 am

    Especially not the nasty muffins…

  13. 02/28/2012 / 8:30 am

    I am truly honored to have infiltrated your grocery experiences!

  14. 03/05/2012 / 7:53 am

    I really think the first one is super cute. And the Pam muffins are just gross. Also, I know I'm way behind on catching up with your post, but the last post said it was password protected and I couldn't see it (the wretch who didn't steal anything)

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