Life is: Thinky

This category consists of life stories, writing, ideas I think about and want to explore.

10 Great Ideas for Your Next Glitter Bomb

Christian sent me an article on a group that will glitter bomb someone you hate. You just pay them to do the nasty deed, and they do it. And you get all nervous and spit-giggly and wring your hands in anticipation.…

11 Tweets That Made Me Laughy

I have a special place in my heart and my day for sidling up to Twitter and reading down the list I have made of funny tweeters. I know they’re especially good when I am compelled to read them out…

New Years is My Favorite Holiday, Officially.

Christian always says his favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. And I mean ALWAYS. He bobs around the house yammering on about his love of the day. Blah blah blah family blah blah blah no presents blah blah blah delicious food. Whatevs, Schmaltzy Sally. I’ve felt terrible loneliness and biting…

Dear Diary #1

Deyur Diary, First of all, Oh My God, Fuck You. Sorry about that- I’m so premenstrual right now my eyes are about liquify and ooze out onto my feet and my body is threatening to implode down into a speck…

Lately

Some things that have been happening lately in the world of Tiny Rotten Peanuts are as follows. 1. I dyed the ends of Fen’s hair cobalt blue. It felt simultaneously trashy and exhilarating, and she loves it. My little art…

A Little Gratitude Check-in

Sigh. I suppose it’s time to write about gratitude. Haven’t been diving into a lot of writing lately on my blog, because I’ve been so caught up in doing gift guides and tutorials- there’s something easy about writing these, even…

8 Bad Smells and 3 Good Ones

I like the smell of cow poo I don’t mind the odor of skunk. Patchouli-soaked hippies Don’t put me in a funk. But some smells that go wafting Around through the air Offend me quite deeply And cause me despair. 1.…

A Big Old Gay Wedding

  I’m sorta still choked up after yesterday’s wedding. One of my closest friends in the world and his partner of 23 years were finally able to get married. I’m thinking this trumps new, young love any day of the week.…

Kids Sure do Like to be Read …

This morning after I ran like an idiot on the treadmill for a while, I fine-tuned my fabulous self with some body weight work and smooth Yoga moves, then went down to retrieve Beckett. As per usual, he wanted nothing to…

How to Speak Like a Classic Film …

I wrote about the funny phrase from a 30’s movie that found it’s way into Erik’s brain and out his mouth when he was a younger lad, and thought that you might want to adopt some of these phrases into your everyday…

I Was a Nekkid Model

Some of my friends during college posed for a figure drawing group. In the buff. They were paid $10/hour, which in 1992 was a lot of money- more than you could make in the school office making copies. Plus, it was something…

It came to $6.66

Fen had her BFFFFFF sleep over Friday night, and they looked so cute Saturday morning when I peeked in at them all curled up and intertwined with legs and pillows. I actually made chocolate chip pancakes for everyone, and I’m…