Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

A Target Christmas Find For 2018

This time a year, like who knows WHAT you’ll find at Target. Besides your next round of flu, there are usually some amazing treasures tucked into every corner. And I’m not talking Target merch, either. While waiting to pay for…

How to Not Waste Your Pregnancy by …

Sometimes you find yourself knocked up, and in between rounds of car-vomiting, you look forward to the next 8 or 9 months (or 15, if you’re a walrus reading this). You ponder the upcoming emotions, Dr. visits, and small animal…

A Haiku For You

I believe that none of you humanoids followed me years ago on Craftwhack when I would write Haiku poems. They were true works of genius. Here is one Here is another Haiku Here is a lovely Haiku that will make…

The Worst Christmas Crafts Ever

Once, when Fen was 3, I was desperately in need of a friend and agreed to go to a moms of preschoolers group with my next door neighbor. It was horrific and made me realize I hated hanging out with…

20 Items to Just Not Mix Into the …

It’s become something of an epidemic. Recipes for playdough and slime and ideas for items to mix into that playdough or slime. Just when I think the goop craze is dying down I see another post roll on through my…

How to Slay Your Next Dental Visit

It’s everybody’s favorite time: I didn’t used to really mind going to the dentist, but now that I’m rapidly, rapidly aging, I’m growing increasingly hateful of the whole idea of anyone jamming their hands in my mouth for any reason…