Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

How to Slay Your Next Dental Visit

It’s everybody’s favorite time: I didn’t used to really mind going to the dentist, but now that I’m rapidly, rapidly aging, I’m growing increasingly hateful of the whole idea of anyone jamming their hands in my mouth for any reason…

So You Don’t Have to Talk …

It’s your month to have the gang over for dinner. Last time Jenny made her famous Rubbed Pork Chops with Distressed Figs and Tickled Apple Essence. Before that, Anne, who works 85 hours a week had her dinner catered by…

How to Absolutely, Completely do up Your …

Target is my life. I probably pay upwards of $40,000 extra a year since I go to Target 3 times a week for all of my groceries instead of a grocery store, but grocery stores are so low class. I…

How to Make Nature Prettier

Being a visual person and such, I like to look at pretty things. In fact, if something isn’t pretty, I simply won’t look. What is the point, I always say, as I shield my eyes from anything that might offend.…

10 Winning Ideas For The Next NBC Chicago …

I’ve become sort of an obsessed teenager with NBC’s assemblage of shows set in Chicago. Christian and I have watched each one from the beginning, following the ins and outs of the characters, breathlessly awaiting the crossover shows that reveal how the…

Organization the Lifewhack Way

I suck major balls at organizing, and the irony isn’t lost on me that I own 40 white boards, 200 planners, 18,000 calendars, 20 billion bullet journal notebooks, and 500 trillion pens, post-its, stickers, and other planning accoutrements. No sir,…

Lifewhack: How to Tell Your Man You …

It’s that time of month and you’ve just endured a week of non-stop cramping and gnawing on chocolate blocks. The floodgates have opened. Two reasons to rejoice are that you aren’t pregnant, and you can count down the days until…

10 Sensational Ideas to Try if You Have 5 …

When you know that you are about to have 5 free minutes of alone time for whatever reason, it can be easy to go into full-on panic mode and waste that time checking your stupid dumb email and even stupider…

What I Would Make on a Cooking …

I’m no foodie. One of the first things I like to tell people when I meet them is that I like my steaks cooked well done. Like ALL BROWN, everywhere. That way, they can make a quick decision about whether…

Lifewhack: How to Volunteer in Your Child’…

Yes, doing anything social in public prompts me to have to write about my experiences, but not actual experiences. I always imagine the funniest-case-scenarios when I’m in any situation and it’s really hard for me to keep from bursting out laughing at…

11 More Funny Tweets

It’s time for us all to roll on the floor laughing our respective asses off. I can’t believe how happy Twitter makes me on a daily basis, and here are some gems of hilarious tweets that I have found so…

How to Pick Out a Barf Bucket

Recently we outgrew our barf bucket. Rather, it was used one too many times and it was time to retire it to the landfill and purchase a new one. You do have a barf bucket, don’t you? I’m going to…