Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

10 Great Ideas for Your Next Glitter Bomb

Christian sent me an article on a group that will glitter bomb someone you hate. You just pay them to do the nasty deed, and they do it. And you get all nervous and spit-giggly and wring your hands in anticipation.…

11 Tweets That Made Me Laughy

I have a special place in my heart and my day for sidling up to Twitter and reading down the list I have made of funny tweeters. I know they’re especially good when I am compelled to read them out…

Dear Diary #1

Deyur Diary, First of all, Oh My God, Fuck You. Sorry about that- I’m so premenstrual right now my eyes are about liquify and ooze out onto my feet and my body is threatening to implode down into a speck…

8 Bad Smells and 3 Good Ones

I like the smell of cow poo I don’t mind the odor of skunk. Patchouli-soaked hippies Don’t put me in a funk. But some smells that go wafting Around through the air Offend me quite deeply And cause me despair. 1.…

How to Speak Like a Classic Film …

I wrote about the funny phrase from a 30’s movie that found it’s way into Erik’s brain and out his mouth when he was a younger lad, and thought that you might want to adopt some of these phrases into your everyday…

How To Visit a Museum

I’m going to begin a cutey little catchy theme called, Lifewhack! I have mounds of extremely helpful knowledge to share with all of you, and I simply cannot keep it contained any longer. First up, in the wake of visiting…

How to Transcend Your Stupid Life Through …

Photo by Joshua Earle on Unsplash Did you guys have a great Presidents Day? I hope you got everything you asked for. We had a load of fun not doing anything presidential, but we did eat ice cream and go to the orthodontist…

Fashion Week at Lifewhack

Who cares about Milan? Who needs Louboutins, REALLY? Isn’t fashion all about everyday people taking risks and expressing their creative quirks? Yes. This is why you wear your corset and nude pantyhose with little bootie socks and Moon Boots. This is your…

Name Your Mom Blog

So. You want to start. a blog. And you’re stuck at what to name it. Well, you’re not alone, little lady. There are billions of us out there who have been in your shoes, and we persevered and got all…

How to Totally Milk Mothers’ Day

Well girls, it’s the day we’ve all been waiting for, here at last. The day we get to be adored, smooched, loved, revered and breakfast-in-bedded. So that’s sweet and all, but really, don’t you think you deserve much, MUCH more?…

Lifewhack: Garage Sale it Up

Garage Sale season is rapidly approaching, and I so hope you are dusting off your tsotchkes and whatzits and things-you-can’t-wait-to-get-rid-of-that-you-don’t-realize-are-worth-six-thousand-dollars. When I was a wee lass my mom and Mrs Rohrer would set up their tables in the garage, and…

Lifewhack: How to Make a Bra-Fitting Much …

Photo: Suzanne DeChillo/The New York Times Oh, hi. I’ve never been fit for a bra before, because I have the chest of a 9 year old girl. I don’t really care about all that boob stuff, either. I’m thankful my…