Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

All New Personified Creepies

Folks, I’m not sure what’s going on in the world, but I’m simultaneously disgusted and thrilled. And shocked and amazed and terrified and befuddled. At the state of television advertisements as of late. Why do they all need to feature…

Just A Few Things About Lions

Since it’s Big Cats Week and all, we’ve been watching far too much footage of lions and tigers and ligers and cheetahs and such. On Sunday, Christian, Annie and I watched a show about lions and here’s what we concluded:…

Love Letter to Ziploc

I’m not usually this brand-lovey, because, ahem. I am a semi-bright woman who will not be swayed by advertising and giant corporate names all over my products. Yes I will. Here is my completely uncompensated love letter:   Dearest Ziploc…

Marriage Texts

Here’s another installment of Christian and Jeanette texts. The first one can be seen here, and I apparently feel the need to show everyone how we interact via the phone. In addition, I would like to once more praise the…

The Epiphany at the Grocery Store

Today I was easing down the aisles of my subpar grocery store, feeling a little languid from being sick, but happy to be food-shopping nonetheless. I plucked up some items from the left, some others from the right, and then…

The Day I’ve Been Waiting for …

I feel like manically pacing back and forth and squeaking, because that is WHAT I DO when I’m excited. But I’ll settle for the socially acceptable rounds of fist-pumping and awkward high-fives with my husband. My boy is potty trained.…

Preschool Fashion Arrives!

I really feel strongly that Preschool fashion isn’t given the attention it deserves. I’m so tiiiired of seeing all of these emaciated models in magazines- like that damn Twig, or whatever her effing name is.    Why have we as…

What REALLY Happens When Bloggers Converge

So I posted on the Faceboob a photo of me with Katy from I Want a Dumpster Baby and Sheila from Mary Tyler Mom because I was lucky enough to hang with them for a little while on Saturday. Sheila’s…

Cute Eggs and Fish Houses

We cooked fish the other night, and then remembered why we never cook fish indoors. Our house smelled of it for 3 days. I have a tough enough time with fish as it is, since I have the palate of…

Secret Note

I awoke this morning to find Farmer on the foot of our bed, as she usually is, but this time she was staring at me. Giving me the old stink eye, as it were. Slightly taken aback, I stretched and…

Super Rad Beauty Tips

During the long winter season, sometimes it is a temptation to join the bears in a dark hole and sleep off the rest of the weeks until sweet, sweet Spring returns. Well dammit, I say it’s time to give yourself…

‘Twas Two Days After Christmas

‘Twas 2 days after Christmas, and paper was strewn with gleeful abandon through the living room. I sat with my teacup and gazed through the steam at the spot outside, where Santa’d stood with his team. You see, I had…