Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

Affirmations to Help You Through This Special …

It’s that time of year where the stress of the holidays is only rivaled by the stress of whether or not you will make New Years resolutions. Are you the sort who punishes yourself by piling thoughts of losing weight…

SPAM is Yummy

I have a passion for SPAM. Not the ‘meat’. The brilliantly-crafted poetry that lands in my junk folder once a minute from people all over the world. I feel a warm kinship toward these people and feel that by reading…

Your Holiday Gift List

Since some of you reading this post might celebrate some sort of holiday soon where you’ll want to give gifts to recipients, and since I happen to have access to an exclusive online marketplace, I have made a list for…

Poop on a Cart

Here is my story: Today I took Beckett grocery shopping. Beckett, my dear, lovely, sweet, sweet boy. My sister called him an angel the other day, and even though she was comparing him to her damaged children at the psych…

10 Sickly Sweet Halloween Desserts You Won’t …

Because you obviously need more sugar this time of year. Don’t even try to tell me you haven’t been stuffing Halloween candy into your maw for weeks now. No matter. Since you’ve been slowly building up your sugar tolerance to…

Life Lessons- How to Make The Perfect …

This week I shall help you to wow your child, significant other, or favorite barkeep with a personalized birthday cake. Homemade. And full of love. I used a box mix for the purpose of this tutorial, but if you are…

Oh Yes. How to Do a Road …

Hello, fellows. I am here with a Lifewhack that practically wrote itself as I shimmied my way through vacation last month. We drove to Western NY, and 11 hours in the car gives you some magic time: 1. Your kids…

Vacation a la Craftwhack

I just sneezed really loudly and for some reason it made me want to post. Last week we stayed at my Dad’s friends’ lake house in the Finger Lakes. That is near where I grew up and I love the…

How to Find the Perfect Babysitter for …

When summer is in full swing, I fantasize about other people taking care of my children so I can ignore them and do fun things. Like nap and drink. Naturally, if one is going to have someone else look after…

Do Not Get Sick!

Okay, now. We’re in the home stretch of sick season. That time of year when we feel safe to call into work sick with a “stomach bug” so we can create our own 3-day weekend to watch reruns of┬áHouse. I’m…

My Secret Self

I have some confessions to make. Some things to tell you about myself, just in case you were thinking it was safe to continue reading my blog. I need for you all to know exactly who you are dealing with…

Do a Conference the Right Way

Conferences are an enorhuge* part of today’s world, yes they are. They’re a great way to network and pack a lot of information into your brain in a short period of time. While terrific, this can also be overwhelming. You’re…