Life is: Hilarious

Life, in addition to all its trials and problems, is completely hilarious. I believe there is no aspect of life that can’t be made a million times better and more meaningful with a big dose of humor.

Bad Food Photography- Bacon Edition

Bacon isn’t my favorite. If I’m feeling totally saucy I’ll eat it on a burger sometimes, but usually I won’t give it the time of day. Many people I greatly admire feel something special in their hearts for bacon, and…

Just Say No to Horribly Designed Activity …

When Christian was going through rehab, I would go with him on Thursdays, which was Family Night. We heard a lot of stories and met a lot of people during those weeks, but one kid stands out pretty strongly in…

How to Not Bore the Shit out …

Therapists nowadays are enjoying unprecedented numbers of patients, flocking to them like gaggles of zombies seeking mental clarity. Do you think they grow tired of us all whining to them? I’ll bet they do. Don’t try to talk yourself into…

Back Yard Fauna

What with all the nice weather and all, our yard is teeming with life. We have birds and squirrels and bugs and snakes and Farmer. I became curious to see what else I could find out there. I got gussied…

Easter Riddles

Guess what? Bunny Butt.   ***************   Guess Why? Bunny Thigh.

12 Conclusive Signs Your Pet is Trying to …

This Tutorial Tuesday is perhaps less of a ‘tutorial’ than it is a guide to the malicious intentions of your pets.     1. Your dog lets out an earsplitting bark each night just as you’re falling asleep, as if…

Apps and Hair Styles

So I signed up to be an affiliate for App Smitten, which is this site that emails you a recommendation a day for a check-out-worthy app. I must say I’ve been liking it. First, because my tiny pea brain can…

How to Rock Tofu in Your Weekly …

Ah, tofu. That delicately spongy white mass of salacious fermentation. Meat-free or not, I’m sure most of you have sunk your teeth into a wad of tofu at some point. Did you enjoy it? Do you continue to enjoy it?…

How to Make Your Grandma Love You …

Granny’s not getting any younger, and neither are you. Don’t you sometimes wonder if she’s actually proud to call you her grandchild? Maybe she hides your photos away and fabricates exciting details about your life to share with her buddies…

How to Feed Your Family on a …

Folks, food is pricey. Walk into a grocery store with pockets busting at the seams, and you will leave a pauper. With plenty of hard work, planning and good old-fashioned stick to-it-iveness, you can save a mint on grocery bills…

10 Rules for Surviving and Understanding a Parade

Here are the Parade the rules: 1. Avert your eyes from the clowns. If you look a clown in the eyes, it will steal your soul. 2. You must not eat the Tootsie Rolls when they are whipped at you.…

How To Incorporate Passive Aggression Into Your …

There are so many wonderful ways in which to engage in passive aggressive behavior- I nearly couldn’t stop listing them. This is really just a list of ideas rather than a full-fledged tutorial, so pick and choose at will. I’m…