Your Guide to Slaying Black Friday

Dammit, I’m pumped. Black Friday is on its way and I’m gonna sleep right through it, thank the gods for internet shopping. Some of you foolish mortals will be out and about, participating in the great mosh pit of shopping,…

Huh

Well, it took me 18 days of posting to get to the point where I have no idea what to write today. I have topics in mind for what I want to write about for the rest of the month,…

About You

I want to know about you. I want you to tell me anything about yourself, because I like to know who’s reading my crap here, and I want to be able to invite myself over to your house for a white…

My Week in Social Media

Another sucky week of sucky weather and trying to keep occupied while inside of our house for hours on end. Sweet Jesus, when will it end? Anyway, I’ve been trying not to catch my reflection in the mirror, because it’s…

A Prized Possession

I have a special belonging I don’t show many people. I hide it away in a secret drawer, and sometimes I pull it out to stroke it lovingly. Every so often, I murmur little secrets to it and tuck it…

What I Done Yesterday

Yesterday I joined John and Lee for John’s birthday lunch. He turned 645, but he looks fabulous. I had to bring Bex because my live-in nanny is nonexistent, but I brought M&M’s and animal crackers and toys to keep him…

Mama’s Gonna Buy You Some f*…

It annoys me to no end that there are so many different versions of Mockingbird, so I have taken the liberty of writing my own.   Hush little loud mouth Don’t say a word Mama’s gonna buy you some fucking…

Documenting the Ham

My child has just begun acting lessons. She professed her love and desire for the esteemed craft and I found her a class nearby- My word, but I think I feel a post on being a stage mom coming on!…

How to Win at the Gym

The gym is fun! Remember I said I was gonna re-re-join? I did and I’ve actually been going and only some of the time I sit around reading magazines instead of getting on a machine, ‘cause, hey, free child care.…

My Self-esteem Filter

I would like to present my first-ever guest poster on this blog. It happens to be my husband, who I’m sure has weasled his way into your hearts after reading this post. Without further adieu, Christian Nyberg.   So I…

Some New Lovers

I have been writing my blog since 2007, but only recently have become seriously addicted to it. I’m in love with the world of blogging, smooch. Lately, I’ve discovered some really cool people who also blog and I want to…

H. Pooter

Sometimes I manage to go and see movies in the theatre. This was the case when I joined my sister for a viewing of the last Harry Potter movie a week ago. We were as giddy as two 8 year…