Personified Creepies

I remember an ad about toe fungus, and the large toenail was actually peeled back from the toe bed to reveal the little animated fungus creature. I’m still in a bit of shock. In fact, I think I’ll always reserve…

Bad Food Photography

Today’s post will be mostly visual, as I present a small pictorial medley of extremely unappealing food pics from Allrecipes. Bon Appetit!

Such Good Fortune

Target is my whore. I visit frequently, drawn by its promises of fulfillment. I linger in its loving aisles and then pay dearly. My heart races at the mere thought of that seductive red bulls eye, staring me down, beckoning…

Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!

I have a certain amount of eco-anxiety, and we recycle as many things as possible- probably a few things that really can’t be recycled. I try to not pack school lunches with throw-outable items. And I turn the fucking water…

I am a Total Winner

I am finally figuring out why people blog. Despite the draw of being able to talk about yourself all the freaking time, sometimes other people respond! And encourage you! And end up being really great people, not just drug-addled stalkers,…

There’s a strange man upstairs in …

Mr. Plumber is upstairs trying to fix our shower. The $2,000 worth of new pipes in our basement didn’t seem to do the job a year and a half ago, so we’ll see what tricks this dude has up his…

Great New Recipe! Totally To Die For!

I just googled “cheap meals”. We’re trying really hard to live below our means due to amaybe impending pay cut. Nice timing. Niiiiiiiiice tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiming. Anyhoodle, this is probably my favorite, and I’m almost tempted to make it, if I didn’t…

My Hero

I think the best way to deal with a really difficult week is through the use of humor. Am I right? Yes. Yes, I am so right. So, at the expense of my beautiful sister, Kate, I will amuse myself.…