Two days until American Thanksgiving and the funny is already coming out in full force on Twitter. Here are a few laughs for ya:
Establish dominance at Thanksgiving this year by keeping all the dishes that get passed to you.
— 🎄Sardonic Tart🎄 (@SardonicTart) November 20, 2016
The cranberry sauce needs more vodka.
— Trudacious (@Trudacious) November 20, 2018
Two days left to get thankful and I don’t think I’m gonna make the deadline
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) November 20, 2018
[cuts finger 2 minutes into thanksgiving meal prep] okey dokey McDonald’s it is
— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) November 20, 2018
I bet you’d like to know what I’m grateful for you nosy fuck.
— David run LC (@davidleecourt) November 20, 2018
Thanksgiving turkey jokes are the breast!
— Descending Dave 🇺🇸 (@Dave_in_SoPo) November 20, 2018
This thanksgiving, establish dominance over your Trumper uncles by saying you’re thankful for the continued longevity of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) November 20, 2018
Make Thanksgiving even more festive by filling a piñata with mashed potatoes and gravy.
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker 🎄 (@sixfootcandy) November 14, 2018
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 20, 2018