Mama’s Gonna Buy You Some f*ing Nerds

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It annoys me to no end that there are so many different versions of Mockingbird, so I have taken the liberty of writing my own.


Hush little loud mouth
Don’t say a word
Mama’s gonna buy you some fucking Nerds
and if those Nerds don’t keep you quiet
Mama’s gonna start a bloody riot
in the movie theater alright
cause Mama needs some time to herself tonight
and if that movie fails to work
Mama’s gonna be a total jerk
and make you play in your room at home
cause mama needs to drink some wine alone
and if that wine don’t do its’ job
Mama’s gonna throw herself down into a raging heap on the floor and pathetically start to sob




  1. 09/25/2011 / 7:09 am

    You are awesome! Your site's beautiful.

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