Are you yearning for the tackiest Christmas ever? I always am. Tacky is fun, and there’s certainly plenty of it out there to go around, so I thought I’d have fun with this gift guide and go on a tacky gift bender.
Of course I had to throw in a few ugly Christmas sweaters, because they epitomize the tacky Christmas. But I also present to you: the tackiest, weirdest gifts I could find that are perfect for gag Christmas parties or your neighbor who already thinks you’re crazy.
You might secretly love some of these items, as I do.
Everybody needs a squirrel unicorn head feeder. Actually, I really do want one of these.
No, wait! Everybody needs a Standing Bear Toilet Paper Holder.
Oh, VOMIT. Or YUM! depending on how you feel about bacon. I know some people who would probably really enjoy using this stuff. Bacon Body Soap
Red cup stemmed wine glasses would suit me perfectly- I’ve never met a wine glass I didn’t break.
Toilet Golf, SYZ Mat Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Sport Game Bathroom Mini Golf Training for Men’s Toy Funny Time by Perfect Life Ideas – 1 SetBag Of Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy Funny Unique Christmas Stocking Stuffer Present For Kids Adults Boys Girls Men Women Teens Teachers White Elephant Office Party Fun Unique Holiday Surprise
Bathroom golf putting set. This is one of those gag gifts that would probably actually get used. 🙂
Reindeer farts cotton candy for the win!
Goddess Aalto Jeff Goldblum Don’t talk Custom Pillow Covers Standard Size Throw Pillow Cases Decorative Cotton Linen Pillowcase Protecter With Zipper – 18×18 InchFunny Sloth Shower Curtain with Sexy Animal Art Waterproof and Mildew Resistant 12 Hooks Included
Eek! Giant Jeff Goldblum face on a pillow.
What an amazing sloth shower curtain. Why do I have the urge to buy all of these things for my sister?
Continuing on the ugly sweater theme, here are some for your wine bottles. I think they double as playthings- after each of you drinks a bottle of wine, you can use your sweaterized bottle as a toy and act out scenes from your childhood.
The Holographic Ropelight Palm Tree is most likely the best Christmas decoration anyone will ever see. I would like to have some Christmas palm trees here in Illinois, actually.